Yes, this was one of those stupid chain-mail things which I usually delete on sight...
but I have an excuse!!
... *wait for iiittt...*

It's funny as hell!
So deal.


Things to do at Walmart

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carrts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in the Housewares section to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official voice "'Code 3' in Housewares." ... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay buy.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry while sobbing: "Why can't you people just leave me alone?! What have I ever done to you?!!"

9. Look right into the security camera; Use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your 'Madonna look' using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, scream "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and wail.
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while, and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Go, Pikachu! Go!!'

17. Sneak into a store-room and find where the chocolate is kept. Snap every single bar of Flake (except for the ones you will buy).

18. Whenever you see a little kid walking past -preferably without their parents- stop them, and tell them that Santa (or any other heroic figure a kid would look up to) isn't real. Watch them run away crying.


SEEEE~!!
I told you it was funny!

If you didnt think so, then you're a... a... a humorless freak!
I know what you're thinking. You're thinking: 'Wow. That's the best thing you could come up with? You suck.'
Well, in reply to that... STFU! >9
And I could come up with something better, but i didn't want my dear readers *creepy smile* running away crying cuzz i swore at 'em.


On another -completely different- note (not a death note ), in PSE/RE we've started watching the movie 'Freedom Writers'.
I think i can safely say that that is one of the best. movies. evar.
I especially like that only white guy in the class... cuzz of his awesome hair. x3

But i still love Hangover!
Mafia Boss: It's funny cuzz he's fat~!


Hmm... what else?
Oh yeah!
I've gotten hooked on Detective Conan [aka Case Closed] again!
And all the cases make so much sense now that I'm reading it in the manga! no more confused 'Huh? WTF?! Where the hell did that come from?! How the hell is he the murderer?!!'


...
Okay.
*reads through all the shit she's written*
Wow.
That was some rant.
The good news is, I can't really think of anything else to write, mostly cuzz i'm out of ideas and -the bad news- stupid new school regulations make me so tired it's not even funny.

So...
Yeah.
*nibbles the chocolate off a slice of orange*
Peace out.